The Odd Couple
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Beautiful!
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I'm home, dear!
:59:22
Something wonderful
is going on in that kitchen.

:59:25
No, sir, no doubt about it,
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I am the luckiest man on Earth.
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Felix...Felix.
:59:31
Felix, listen. I got the wine.
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Batard-Montrachet. $6.25.
:59:35
You don't mind, do you, pussycat?
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We can walk to work
this week. Ha ha!

:59:39
No kidding, Felix.
You did a great job.

:59:41
One little suggestion...
Let's come down

:59:42
a little bit with the lights
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and up very softly
with the music, huh?

:59:47
Hey, do you think Mozart
goes good with meat loaf?

:59:54
What's the matter, Felix?
Something's wrong.

:59:56
I can tell from your conversation.
:59:58
All right, Felix.
What is it? What is it?

1:00:01
What is it?
1:00:03
Let's start with
what time you think it is.

1:00:05
What time?
I don't know...7:30?

1:00:08
7:30? Try 8:00.
1:00:10
All right, so it's 8:00. So?
1:00:12
So you said you'd be home at 7:00.
1:00:14
Is that what I said?
1:00:15
"I'll be home at 7:00"
is what you said.

1:00:17
So I said I'd be home at 7:00,
and it's 8:00.

1:00:20
So what's the problem?
1:00:21
If you knew you were
going to be late,

1:00:23
why didn't you call me?
1:00:27
I couldn't call you. I was busy.
1:00:29
Too busy to pick up a phone?
Where were you?

1:00:30
I was in the office working.
1:00:32
In the office working?
1:00:34
I called your office at 7:00.
You were gone.

1:00:35
It took me an hour to get home.
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I couldn't get a cab.
1:00:38
Since when do they have cabs
in Hannigan's Bar?

1:00:41
Hey, wait a minute, will you?
1:00:42
I want to get this down
on a tape recorder

1:00:44
because nobody's going to believe me.
1:00:45
You mean now I got to call you
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if I'm coming home
late for dinner?

1:00:48
Not any dinner...
1:00:50
Just the ones that I've
been slaving over

1:00:52
since 5:00 this afternoon
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to help save you money
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to pay your wife's alimony.
1:00:57
Felix, this is no time
1:00:59
to have a domestic quarrel.

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