The Odd Couple
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1:16:00
I've ever met.
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He's so sensitive,
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so fragile.
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I just want to
bundle him up in my arms

1:16:08
and take care of him.
1:16:18
I think when he comes out
of that kitchen,

1:16:20
you may have to.
1:16:24
We better get some
corned beef sandwiches.

1:16:26
No, wait, Felix.
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Maybe we can salvage it.
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Yeah, let's see it.
1:16:33
See it? See what?
$4.80 worth of ashes?

1:16:35
I'd throw it down the incinerator,
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but it won't burn twice.
1:16:41
l...l...I've got
a wonderful idea.

1:16:44
Why don't we eat up at our place?
1:16:46
That's a wonderful idea!
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That is, if you don't
mind taking potluck.

1:16:50
I'm crazy about potluck!
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Of course,
it's awfully hot up there.

1:16:53
You'll have to take off
your jackets.

1:16:54
We can always open up
a refrigerator!

1:16:56
Give us five minutes
to get into our cooking things.

1:16:58
Five minutes?
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Can't you make it four?
I'm starving.

1:17:01
Ooh, don't forget the wine.
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How could I forget the wine?
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And Felix.
1:17:06
No. I won't forget Felix.
1:17:12
You bet your sweet
little crumpets, ta-ta.

1:17:16
Felix, baby, I love you!
1:17:17
You just overcooked us
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into one hell of a night.
1:17:22
Get the ice bucket.
I got the wine.

1:17:24
I'm not going.
1:17:28
I said I'm not going.
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Are you out of your mind?
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You know what's
waiting for us up there?

1:17:34
You've just been invited
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to spend the evening
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in a two-bedroom hothouse
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with the Coo-coo Pigeon Sisters.
1:17:40
What do you mean you're not going?
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I've nothing left to say to them.
1:17:44
I already told them
about my brother in Buffalo.

1:17:46
Felix, they are crazy about you.
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I'm telling you, they told me.
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One of them wants to wrap you up
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and make a bundle out of you.
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You're doing better than I am.
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Don't you understand?
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I cried in front of two women.

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