:22:01
That's me, in the flesh.
:22:02
Oh, God,
what a moment in my life.
:22:05
Oh, sir, I've seen
every one of your films.
:22:07
Oh, well, that's wonderful!
:22:10
What a wonderful,
strong grip you've got.
:22:12
Yes, I do.
:22:13
My goodness, I would
have been disappointed...
:22:15
if you hadn't crushed my hand.
:22:18
Oh, listen.
Will you do me the honor...
:22:19
to sign me an autograph?
:22:20
Oh, sure. Here, hold this.
I'll be glad to.
:22:23
I am also in the acting
profession, you know.
:22:25
-Oh, you are?
-Yes, indeed.
:22:27
I am not in your quality,
but I was around.
:22:29
Well, what's your name?
:22:31
Hrundi. H-r-u-n-d-i.
:22:33
Wait till I tell them
at home that I met him.
:22:35
They'll never believe me.
:22:36
-Where you from?
-I am from lndia.
:22:38
Got you covered, lnjun!
:22:41
How do you--
Bang! Howdy, pardner.
:22:44
Well, I'm pretty quick
on the draw there, right?
:22:46
Never I believe
in all my whole life...
:22:47
I would meet him, and he
would go, "Bang, pardner!"
:22:50
Listen to me.
:22:52
"White man speak
with, uh, forked tongue!"
:22:55
And look, mmm-mmm...
:22:59
You old horned toad, buddy!
:23:02
Cute little feller, isn't he?
:23:03
I know all your sayings.
I know all of them.
:23:05
Good. Hrundi, say hello--
:23:06
The one where you walk along,
and then you go--
:23:10
Hrundi, say hello
to Signorina here.
:23:12
Hello, partner.
:23:14
Piacere.
:23:15
Bakshi.
:23:16
-There you go.
-Oh, thank you.
:23:18
This is a wonderful thing
you have done for me.
:23:20
My pleasure.
:23:21
Thank you, and I will--
thank you.
:23:23
I would love to say
that it has been...
:23:25
the greatest moment in my life.
:23:27
Bang! Aha, got you!
I was quick on the draw.
:23:31
You beat me that time, pal.
That's right.
:23:34
-Goodness me.
-Lots of luck to you.
:23:37
And the same to you, sir.