The Shakiest Gun in the West
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:10:09
Those half-naked savages
must have colds all the time.

:10:13
Oh, Ma, that's
an old wives' tale.

:10:15
Your average Indian's
the healthiest person in the world.

:10:18
But, Jesse, dear, it stands
to reason... Uh, Ma, Ma, Ma!

:10:21
Call me "Doctor."
:10:23
Oh, excuse me,
is this car 24?

:10:26
Uh, all the way down, mack.
Thank you.

:10:28
But, Doctor, you've always been
such a delicate little boy.

:10:33
You've got such touchy sinuses.
:10:36
You've always had your
father's delicate sinuses.

:10:39
Aw, Ma!
Now don't "aw" me.

:10:41
It was your father's
sinuses that killed him.

:10:44
He was run over
by a beer wagon!

:10:46
He was blowing his nose
in the middle of the street.

:10:50
Well, I'm not going to cry.
:10:52
Good for you, Ma.
:10:54
I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.

:10:57
Attagirl.
:10:59
If you don't believe me,
ask Celia.

:11:02
I said, "Celia, I'm not
going to cry at the station."

:11:05
And you've always
kept your word, Ma.

:11:08
Uh, is this car 24?
:11:11
Uh, back that way.
Huh. Well...

:11:16
I'll bet you think
I'm crying right now.

:11:19
You promised yourself
you wouldn't. And I'm not!

:11:22
That's 'cause
you're strong, Ma.

:11:25
Just think, Ma.
:11:27
Gettin' ready to head west.
:11:29
In two days, I'll be in Ohio.
:11:32
In one week, I'll be in St. Louis.
:11:34
And in two months,
California!

:11:37
What an age we live in.
:11:40
Things are moving too fast.
:11:47
Excuse me, bunky.
Is this about it?

:11:51
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thank you. Thank you.

:11:55
Well, Ma...

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