The Shakiest Gun in the West
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I'll, uh, tie it over here.
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Oh, uh... uh, ma'am?
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Ma'am? Wa...
Wait just...

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Just... wa...
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Uh, ma'am!
Oh, ma'am!

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Uh, ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am.

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I just wanted to express
my deepest sympathy...

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and to apologize for, uh...
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well, what happened
to me there last night.

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See, actually I'm a dentist.
See, I'm not a doctor.

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And, well, when I see
something like that,

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I just sort of go all fuzzy.
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What's a tender ninny like you
doing out here in the first place?

:33:51
Uh, ma'am, uh...
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Now I realize that that may have
come about as a result of your grief.

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But I don't like to be
called a tender ninny.

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Tender ninny!
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Okay. All right.
Now, all right.

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I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm in teeth!

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And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia
single-handed to fight oral ignorance!

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And I intend to go
further west!

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West is that way.
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West! And I'm gonna
find me a couple of horses,

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and I'm leaving on
the next wagon train out!

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Now what do you think
about that?

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Um, are you going to take your
tree and your dog along with you?

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I'm sorry about your
husband passin'on, ma'am,

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but rules are rules
and I gotta stick to 'em.

:34:55
No women alone
on the wagon train.

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Uh, look, Mr. Welsh, I have
got to get on this wagon train.


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