Cactus Flower
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:32:01
You substitute the tequila.
No, you substitute the tonic for the tequila.

:32:05
The tequila for the tonic?
:32:07
- Yes, they call it...
- Gin and tequila?

:32:08
- Yes. They call it the Mexican Measles.
- Missile.

:32:14
They tell me it prevents malaria.
:32:17
You know what I've done?
Created a monster.

:32:20
No, Dr. Frankenstein,
this was not creation of yours, this is me.

:32:23
Me, experiencing new things
that I've never done before.

:32:26
Having a hell of a good time.
:32:28
- You were there all night fighting malaria?
- No, we went to the beach.

:32:31
We wanted fresh air,
so we drove out to Coney Island.

:32:35
It's lovely at dawn. Nobody around.
:32:37
We sat there
and watched the sun come up.

:32:40
- On the beach in your new mink stole?
- A little sand won't hurt it.

:32:45
I had to lie on something.
:32:47
Wait. You said you were sitting.
Were you sitting or lying?

:32:50
A little of this and a little of that.
You should have come with us.

:32:53
There wouldn't have been room
for all of us on the mink.

:32:56
Anyway, I'm sure
you prefer to be with Toni.

:32:59
- I forgot all about her.
- What's the matter?

:33:02
I left her standing outside the discotheque.
I hope she had sense enough to go home.

:33:09
It's just not practical
to keep one in the city.

:33:12
- A girl?
- No, a car.

:33:20
I didn't wake you, did I?
:33:23
I wanted to make sure
you got home all right.

:33:26
No, I didn't get it.
:33:28
I went to the police station. They told me
to try a garage on the East Side.

:33:33
When I got there they told me
to try the West Side.

:33:37
When I got there, it was closed.
I couldn't find a cab so I had to walk home.

:33:41
I should have listened to my mother
and become an M.D.

:33:44
They let you park anywhere.
:33:47
Yeah, okay. You go back to bed.
I'll see you tonight. Right.

:33:51
- Did she get home?
- Yes, more than I can say for you.

:33:54
- My cactus. It's blooming!
- Never mind that.

:33:58
What about your night of debauchery
with SeƱor Sanchez?


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