:11:02
But there are no replacements.
:11:04
So we'll dig in, like real soldiers.
:11:07
I want the terraces
and gardens mined.
:11:09
Major falconer.
:11:12
Maldorais must not become
a battleground.
:11:15
Not a battleground, duke,
an island of resistance.
:11:20
I'll make a diagram of the mining
tonight. Also a patrol roster.
:11:23
Any weapons left behind by the
germans i want put in firing condition.
:11:27
Meantime, keep the men occupied.
Find something. Anything.
:11:31
Put on a play.
:11:41
I got a good play.
:11:43
This army stops at a castle.
They're embattled.
:11:46
They can surrender
and save the castle...
:11:48
...or they can hold.
- It won't work, sir.
:11:51
It should be about screwing.
:11:52
Screwing was invented by the swedes
during world war i.
:11:56
- I got a play.
- Tell it.
:12:00
A small man comes on stage
with a great erection.
:12:03
Then what?
:12:05
That's all i got.
Just the first act.
:12:07
That won't carry the play by itself.
:12:11
Well, suppose it goes down
and down in each succeeding act.
:12:14
- To infinity.
- Nope.
:12:16
Any actor who could play the part
would get better offers.