Easy Rider
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1:03:00
Hot damn!
1:03:01
I'll tell you.
1:03:02
I'll order kidneys, because
I left mine out on the road somewhere.

1:03:08
-I like his hair all down his head.
-And I like his eyes.

1:03:12
You know that girl over there
in the corner?

1:03:16
Don't look too close because
the sheriff's right over there.

1:03:20
You know what I mean?
1:03:21
-Check that joker with long hair.
-I checked him.

1:03:24
We might have to bring him
to the Hilton before it's over.

1:03:28
-I think she's cute.
-Isn't she though?

1:03:30
We'll put him in a woman's cell.
1:03:33
We ought to put them in a cage
and charge admission to see them.

1:03:38
Those are what are known as
country witticisms.

1:03:41
I can't believe they're here.
1:03:43
Let's ask them to take us for a ride.
1:03:46
Don't be foolish!
1:03:47
They'll think you--
He'll laugh in your face.

1:03:50
-Yeah, that'd be good.
-I doubt it.

1:03:53
-I'm going to ask them.
-Be my guest.

1:03:56
Not when I'm around.
1:03:58
I don't think you're going to.
1:04:00
Go ahead.
1:04:05
I thought at first
that bunch over there...

1:04:07
...their mothers were
frightened by gorillas...

1:04:10
...but now I think they were caught.
1:04:12
I think one's Alley Oop...
1:04:15
...from the beads on him.
1:04:16
One of them darn sure is not Oola.
1:04:19
Look like a bunch of refugees
from a gorilla love-in.

1:04:23
-A gorilla couldn't love that.
-Nor could a mother.

1:04:26
I wish you could mate him up
with one of those black wenches.

1:04:31
Oh, now, I don't know about that.
1:04:33
And that's about as low as they come.
1:04:36
He's a biggie.
1:04:37
And they're green.
1:04:39
-No, they're not green, they're white.
-White?

1:04:42
You're colour-blind.
I just got to say that.

1:04:45
Sure like to get some food.
1:04:47
I thought jails were built for
humanity, and that won't quite qualify.

1:04:52
-Wonder where they got those wigs.
-They probably grew them.

1:04:57
-Nothing else would grow on them.
-You know...

1:04:59
...l'm not real hungry at the moment.

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