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- When?
- When you go to see him.

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What I mean is you can't see him
when he's there.

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When he's in his office.
I've tried. Several times.

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- When can you see him? Ever?
- Yes, yes...

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Yes, indeed, you can see him, when...
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...he isn't there.
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That is, he'll see you, all right,
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but only... in his office,
and only when he's not there.

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The other times, when he's in...
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...he's not...
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...there... to be seen.
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Except when he's out.
:31:39
What the hell
are you talking about, Father?

:31:43
Get your ass in here, Padre.
:31:47
Are you describing
some mystical experience?

:31:50
There are some peculiar things
happening.

:31:53
You haven't had any ecstatic visions,
have you?

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Didn't see a burning bush, hear voices,
anything like that?

:31:59
- Nothing as extraordinary as that, sir.
- I hope not.

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We have to keep our supernatural
episodes down to a minimum.

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- We have a war to win.
- Absolutely, sir.

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- May I ask where we're going, sir?
- Where we're going?

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You are going to
Colonel Cathcart's office.

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- Now?
- That's the general idea, Padre. Now.

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Is there anything wrong, sir?
Have I done anything?

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I don't know, Padre. Are you and
Captain Yossarian up to something?

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- I don't know what you mean.
- Then who does?

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I don't know, sir.
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You don't know much about anything,
do you, Father?

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- No, sir. Sir?
- What is it?

:32:38
It's not necessary to call me Father.
I'm an Anabaptist.

:32:43
Thanks for the correction.
Thanks for setting me straight on that.

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- I just thought you'd like to know...
- You're a captain, right?

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- I'm a lieutenant colonel. Correct?
- Yes, sir, it is.

:32:54
Then I guess I can call you anything I
want, unless you have some objections.

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- Out!
- Thank you, sir.


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