:34:01
...Chaplain Tappman.
- You're Chaplain Tappman?
:34:04
Have a seat. I'll tell the Colonel
you're here, Father.
:34:08
It's not...
:34:22
You'd better get some dry things.
:34:25
Oh, I will. As soon as the Colonel
is through with me.
:34:31
- They just picked me up out of the sea.
- They did?
:34:35
- I drifted for almost three days.
- You should report to the hospital.
:34:39
- You could catch pneumonia.
- Oh, no.
:34:42
- Not me. This is my fourth time.
- How do you mean?
:34:46
I've had to put down in the Mediterranean
once... once in the Adriatic...
:34:50
...then I crash-landed one plane,
and I bailed out once.
:34:54
- You're very lucky.
- That's what some folks say.
:34:57
Yossarian says they're gonna start
taking it out of my salary.
:35:02
- Yossarian?
- He's a friend of mine. Know him?
:35:05
Yes. As a matter of fact...
:35:07
- Captain Tappman!
- Yes, sir.
:35:12
- Perhaps you shouldn't fly any more.
- It's good practice.
:35:17
- Tappman, the Colonel is a busy man.
- Yes. Yes, of course.
:35:28
Well, Chaplain, we don't see much of you
around here lately.
:35:32
Well, sir, I try to stay out of the way
as much as possible.
:35:37
I think I make many of the men
uncomfortable.
:35:39
Nonsense!
:35:41
I can't imagine any man not enjoying
the benefits of your presence.
:35:46
Unless they're atheists.
:35:49
- Not much chance of that, though.
- I don't know, sir.
:35:52
- Atheism is against the law, isn't it?
- No.
:35:55
It isn't?
Well, then it's un-American, isn't it?
:35:59
- I'm not sure.
- Well, I am.