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:45:00
- Who's objective?
- I am, because I'm not in love with her.

:45:04
You mean you think you're not in love?
Then how can you tell the difference?

:45:09
Wait a second...
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Hey, look!
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- Ooh, look what Aarfy's got.
- Say goodbye, McWatt. Come on!

:45:19
My dear... My dear, we had a lovely day.
:45:23
Did you see what he did?
Make him tell you what he did.

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- What'd you do, Aarfy?
- Nothing.

:45:32
- Nice girl. Very nice girl.
- She wanted us to go home with her.

:45:35
- She was gonna show us a good time.
- We had a good time.

:45:38
We saw the Colosseum
and other swell sights.

:45:41
- Why didn't you take her home?
- I won't take advantage of a kid.

:45:45
- Old Aarfy's got some principles.
- You've got a diseased mind.

:45:49
She just wanted to jump
in the sack with somebody.

:45:52
She's mixed up.
I gave her a good talking to.

:45:54
He did!
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I straightened her out and sent her home.
:45:59
- You crazy bastard!
- You're beneath contempt.

:46:02
- He's got a dirty mind, hasn't he?
- I don't see it that way.

:46:05
They want us to go home with them.
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- For how much?
- $30!

:46:09
- Who's the little runt?
- Nately's whore's kid sister.

:46:12
I wanna spend some time with my girl.
I'll pay for all of us.

:46:16
Give her the 30 bucks
and send the other two away.

:46:19
She'll be angry with me
for making her work for her money.

:46:21
She said that if I really loved her, I'd send
her away and sleep with the other two.

:46:25
I swear, you fellas..!
:46:28
Come on, Yossarian, let's go!
:46:32
Go on, you go.
:46:34
- What's wrong?
- What isn't wrong?

:46:38
- Two more missions and we go home.
- You know what's gonna happen.

:46:42
No. A whole bunch of replacement pilots
came into Naples yesterday.

:46:46
- Who says?
- Milo.

:46:47
He just came from there
with loads of coconuts.

:46:50
We'll never see those replacements.
We'll never see those coconuts.

:46:54
Cathcart wouldn't dare
raise the number again.

:46:56
Who's gonna stop him?

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