:50:00
Except people. Italian people.
:50:03
And a monastery.
:50:06
Yossarian, maybe it's some kind
of strategy thing.
:50:11
- What the hell are we doing?
- It's not our business to ask.
:50:15
- Whose business is it?
- Four minutes to target.
:50:18
- Are you ready to take us in, Yossarian?
- Get ready to dump.
:50:22
- We're not there yet!
- Get away from there, Aardvark!
:50:25
Come on, Yossarian,
you'll screw up the whole mission!
:50:28
- Get ready to turn!
- What are you doing?
:50:31
- Cut it out, Yossarian!
- Get ready to turn!
:50:44
A direct hit... on the ocean?
:50:47
Yes, sir. A marvelous bomb pattern.
:50:50
We have aerial photographs
if you'd like to see them.
:50:53
Are we decorating men
who've dropped 20 tons of bombs...
:50:58
...on the Mediterranean?
- Sir, if you consider the alternative...
:51:03
The alternative is that we take
the whole crew and shoot 'em.
:51:07
- Might be a problem there, sir.
- All right, I know.
:51:12
If we can't shoot the bastards,
we can court-martial them.
:51:15
See that they rot in some stockade.
:51:18
Well, sir, we felt that a court martial
might get unavoidable publicity.
:51:23
And if it got around that we used one
of our missions to bomb the ocean...
:51:28
You don't have to say
anything more, Colonel.