Catch-22
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:15:01
- No, because you're crazy!
- You're crazy!

:15:06
- You all crazy!
- Why are we crazy?

:15:09
Because you don't know
how to stay alive.

:15:12
And that's the secret of life.
:15:15
But we have a war to win.
:15:17
But America will lose the war;
Italy will win it.

:15:21
America's the strongest nation on earth.
:15:24
The American fighting man is the best
trained, the best equipped, the best fed.

:15:28
Exactly. Italy, on the other hand,
is one of the weakest nations on earth.

:15:33
The Italian fighting man
is hardly equipped at all.

:15:38
That's why my country is doing so well,
while your country is doing so poorly.

:15:44
That's silly! First Italy was occupied
by the Germans, and now by us.

:15:49
- You call that doing well?
- Of course I do.

:15:52
The Germans are being driven out,
and we are still here.

:15:56
In a few years, you'll be gone,
and we will still be here.

:15:59
You see, Italy is a very poor,
weak country,

:16:03
and that is what makes us so strong.
:16:05
Strong enough to survive this war
and still be in existence...

:16:11
...long after your country
has been destroyed.

:16:14
What are you talking about?
America's not going to be destroyed.

:16:18
Never?
:16:20
- Well...
- Rome was destroyed.

:16:23
Greece was destroyed.
Persia was destroyed.

:16:26
Spain was destroyed.
:16:28
All great countries are destroyed.
Why not yours?

:16:33
How much longer do you think
your country will last?

:16:37
Forever?
:16:43
Well, forever is a long time, I guess.
:16:47
Very long.
:16:49
Ciao!
:16:52
Please, we're talking.
:16:54
- We go to bed now?
- No.

:16:57
Would you go put some clothes on?
You're practically naked.


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