:44:01
Morning, ladies.
:44:11
Well, hiya, Hot Lips.
:44:14
Oh. Oh, my goodness, over my...
I'm so sorry to touch you, but l...
:44:21
- What's up with her today?
- I think it's one of those ladies' things.
:44:24
- It's not like her to act like this.
- She's made a...
:44:27
Bitch. Look at my new flannel sweater.
:44:30
- She's gonna have a nervous breakdown.
- She can't even get outta the door.
:44:39
Morning, Frank.
:44:42
Heard from your wife?
:44:49
- Colonel, you forgot your briefcase.
- I left it in the jeep.
:44:52
- You left it there.
- Oh, yes. I forgot it.
:44:54
Morning, Captain. I hope
you didn't have to... Take care of this.
:44:57
l hope you didn't have to bother
with those shirts. It wasn't necessary.
:45:01
- Too late, sir. It's a done thing.
- Well, thank you. Morning, Padre.
:45:05
You know, I really got...
:45:10
- Colonel, sir. How was your visit, sir?
- Great. The general wasn't there.
:45:17
Listen, about last night, sir,
there was nothing I could do about it, sir.
:45:21
- Nothing?
- Nothing.
:45:23
- Well, it couldn't have been helped.
- Thank you, sir.
:45:27
Oh, what's that?
:45:29
Frank Burns and Hawkeye Pierce.
Very encouraging.
:45:32
A bunch of the boys asked me to ask you
what Hot Lips was like in the sack. Was she...
:45:38
- Mind your own business.
- No, Frank. Is she better than self-abuse?
:45:43
What's that all about?
He gonna get some pointers or somethin'?
:45:46
No, Hawkeye's gonna sign him up to make
a personal appearance tour in all the camps.
:45:51
Is that a fact?
:45:52
Can you make out what they're saying?
:45:55
Does that big ass of hers move around a lot,
Frank, or does it sort of lie there flaccid?