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1:17:00
Goddamn army.
1:17:11
Goddamn army!
1:17:20
Goddamn army jeep!
1:17:26
Excuse me, could you tell me
where the congressman's son is?

1:17:30
- Ward six.
- Darling, would you register us?

1:17:32
Just a moment!
You can't go in there. Who are you?

1:17:36
- Who am l? The pro from...
- I don't believe you.

1:17:39
You can't go in till I call Captain Peterson.
1:17:41
Wait a second. If this soldier wants to enforce
her orders, I'll take her on single-handedly.

1:17:46
- Get away!
- You open this.

1:17:50
- He's won two Purple Hearts.
- You can't come in!

1:17:52
- I'll ravage your body.
- I'll call the police. You can't come in!

1:17:56
- You have not seen such a beast!
- I'm gonna call Captain Peterson. Stay away!

1:18:05
- Captain Peterson, please.
- Captain Peterson!

1:18:13
- What are you two hoodlums doing here?
- Ma'am, we are surgeons here to operate.

1:18:19
You can't go near a patient until Colonel
Merrill says it's OK. And he's still at lunch.

1:18:23
Mother, I wanna go to work in one hour.
We are the pros from Dover

1:18:27
and we figure to crack this kid's chest
and go play golf before it gets dark.

1:18:31
So find the gas passer,
have him premedicate the patient,

1:18:34
then bring me the latest pictures on him.
The ones we saw were old.

1:18:38
Then tell the kitchen to rustle us up lunch.
Ham would be fine. Steak would be better.

1:18:42
Then get one nurse who knows how to work
in close without getting her tits in my way.

1:18:48
Oh, you fool.
1:18:52
How do you want your steak cooked?

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