1:23:07
Excuse me.
1:23:16
Oh, you try one.
1:23:19
- Good?
- Oh, it's terrible.
1:23:26
Listen, I hate to do this to you fellas,
1:23:29
but do you think
you could look at a kid for me?
1:23:32
- Now?
- A kid?
1:23:33
We had a little carelessness here,
1:23:35
and the other day one of our girls presented
us with an 8lb American-Japanese boy.
1:23:43
Whenever we feed him, it either comes
right back up or he coughs and he turns blue.
1:23:48
We don't have to see him. Just tell that
half-assed hospital to get some Lipiodol
1:23:52
and we'll take some X-rays.
1:23:54
We can't get near that place.
1:23:56
With a civilian, the colonel has a big thing
about it, especially a ''native''.
1:24:00
Then don't tell him any more than necessary.
Tell him the pros have an emergency.
1:24:04
Tell him to get the OR ready and Trapper
and I'll fix his tracheo-oesophageal fistula.
1:24:12
OK, Me Lay, put him down in here.
1:24:15
Get him to sleep
as quick as you can, will you?
1:24:17
- Where did this baby come from?
- Watch him.
1:24:20
- Is this what you got us up for?
- Yeah.
1:24:22
We stumbled on him. We don't want him,
but we can't back away from him.
1:24:26
This time I will not be intimidated.
1:24:29
l command that this illegal use
of army facilities cease immediately!
1:24:33
On this point I stand as firm as
the Rock of Gibraltar.
1:24:36
And furthermore l... You can't do this...
1:24:44
- This one is for West Point.
- What the Sam Hill's going on here?
1:24:48
That's what they all say.
What a filthy, disgusting, despicable...
1:24:54
There's no competition to the Painless Pole,
but it's pretty healthy.
1:24:58
- We caught you with your pants down!
- Men are fighting on the front line!