1:29:00
Yeah. I didn't know you had a football team.
1:29:03
It's pretty much in the planning stage.
1:29:05
No, no, we have a very fine football team.
1:29:08
Yeah? Well, we had a team
back with the 325th Evac last year.
1:29:12
- And what a team that was.
- Yeah. I coached the boys myself.
1:29:17
- He's the finest coach in the Far East.
- Yeah.
1:29:19
We're trying to work out a schedule
ofthe outfits we're gonna play this year.
1:29:24
Of course, we, you know, throw
a little money into a pot and make bets.
1:29:28
How much... how much money
do you put into your pot?
1:29:31
- Five thousand, six thousand.
- Five thousand dollars!
1:29:35
Look, I don't think we're in
the sort of league you're in.
1:29:39
Well, I'm sure we can find a date
when we can play your team.
1:29:42
- It can be arranged.
- Yeah. I think I'll talk this over with Henry.
1:29:46
Thanks, boys. Thanks for the drink.
1:29:48
- Thank you.
- What the hell you...?
1:29:51
Sir, ever since the dark days before Pearl
Harbor, I've been proud to wear this uniform.
1:29:56
- What the hell is this?
- A helicopter.
1:29:58
That man has five times
the manpower to draw on than we do.
1:30:01
Sure, so we get ourselves a ringer, right?
1:30:04
We get Henry to apply, make
a specific application for a neurosurgeon.
1:30:09
He asks for Dr Oliver Harmon Jones.
1:30:13
- Dr Oliver Harmon Jones?
- Oh, he's... Who is Oliver Harmon Jones?
1:30:17
He is better known as Spearchucker Jones.
1:30:22
- He's a good ballplayer.
- Yes! That Negro boy, played with the 49ers.
1:30:26
- Sure.
- Sure, I remember. He's good.
1:30:28
Henry, if we had closer relations, we wouldn't
have this misunderstanding, right?
1:30:33
Now, that's where a football game
would help between your outfit and mine.
1:30:37
A football game?
1:30:39
We put up a few bets,
five thousand maybe, and have a little fun.
1:30:43
Special Services in Tokyo
says it's one of our best gimmicks
1:30:46
to keep the American
way of life going in Asia.
1:30:49
- Betting?
- No! Football.
1:30:51
But what about Major O'Houlihan?
1:30:53
You mean Hot Lips? Screw her!
1:30:56
- It's a helicopter, General.
- I know it's a helicopter!