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1:31:00
l just wondered
about the social problem, you know.

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l mean, he's the only Negro officer
in the whole camp, you know.

1:31:07
We got a problem,
we'll stick him in with us, baby boy.

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- You're serious, ain't you?
- Sure, l'm serious.

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It's enough for me to have to put up with
you two Yankees, but I'm, you know, that's...

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Because of his wife,
or was it a religious problem?

1:31:27
- It was a conditioning problem.
- Why you called Spearchucker?

1:31:30
l used to throw the javelin.
1:31:39
Right, we're not here to sell lemonade,
we're here to practise.

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But first let's welcome Spearchucker.
Is it all right to call you that?

1:31:46
Call me whatever you want.
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l want you to know we're all the same here
on the playing field, officers and men alike.

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Now, we're going to begin
with the three basic principles:

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organisation, discipline and teamwork. Now...
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- Pardon me. Mind if we limber up first?
- That's a good idea. You organise that.

1:32:06
! Move that line, hey!
Hold that line, hey!

1:32:10
All right, Seidman, keep 'em pushin'
that whatever you call it.

1:32:14
That's good. All right, Hot Lips,
keep their arms and limbs moving.

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Radar, you're a coach.
You're not a corporal, you're a coach,

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so keep them going through there.
Good, Hot Lips.

1:32:28
All right, Seidman, give 'em five.
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All right, men, take five. Spearchucker.
1:32:38
We look pretty lousy, don't we?
1:32:40
For college players that have been
out of training for seven years, yeah, you do.

1:32:44
l got an idea how we can make some money.
1:32:47
We leave him out of the first half. We bet half
our money. They roll up some points, OK?

1:32:51
Second half we stick him in.
We get odds from them.

1:32:54
We bet the other half. We clean up.
1:32:56
- Good thinking, Captain.
- Sounds good to me.

1:32:59
Oh, and I had another idea.
l think we should have some plays.


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