:59:00
The Americans won't recognise us -
they think we're communists.
:59:03
The communists won't recognise us -
they think we're American puppets.
:59:06
The one person who recognises us
was arrested on a morals charge.
:59:10
- We need money.
- What is the chief export of San Marcos?
:59:14
- Dysentery.
- We grow bananas.
:59:17
Bananas, bananas.
:59:20
If I could only think of a way
to convince the uS to give us money.
:59:25
Get me Sanchez.
:59:27
I don't know, my friend.
Without it, the revolution will fail.
:59:31
Thousands will have died in vain and
soon a new dictator will seize power.
:59:39
- Hello?
- It's me.
:59:41
I'm perturbed over
the economic situation.
:59:43
You must go to the united States.
You must convince them.
:59:46
- They will listen to you.
- Me?
:59:48
- You're the president.
- Here I'm president.
:59:51
- Over there I'm a college dropout.
- But they don't know.
:59:54
After all, Fielding Mellish is dead.
:59:56
I can't hear you.
I think we have a bad connection.
:59:59
Hang up. I will call you back.
1:00:04
I actually think I probably could go
to the united States and fake it.
1:00:09
I know you can do it, Fielding.
1:00:11
I'll bet that I could.
1:00:31
I am Mr Hernandez,
the official interpreter.
1:00:35
- Welcome to the united States.
- Welcome to united States.
1:00:39
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1:00:40
- Did you have a good flight?
- Did you have a good flight?
1:00:43
- Yes, I did.
- Yes, I did.
1:00:46
- We hope your stay in our country
- We hope your stay in our country
1:00:51
- will be delightful.
- will be delightful.
1:00:54
- I am looking forward to it
- I am looking forward to it
1:00:57
- with great anticipation.
- with great anticipation.