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Here we are, ladies and gentlemen...
a very simple trick.
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I simply tear a piece
of newspaper down the center so.
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Tear it again.
Fold it towards me.
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Music, please.
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Open it up very carefully.
Tear it again.
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There we are.
Roll it towards me again.
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- You enjoy this, Mrs. Johnson?
- Yes, Vicar.
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It is a good trick, isn't it? I do it
in front of the mirror every night.
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And we begin to open up.
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- I always enjoy doing this. It gives me a chance to...
- Hello, David.
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catch up with my reading.
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Hi.
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You want a smoke?
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And I find that
it hasn't been torn at all.
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- No. - What? -
Don't smoke in here.
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And you'll also find that
that one isn't torn either.
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Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen.
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But I think
you'll probably find that...
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it hasn't been torn at all.
1:12:00
- Hello, Henry.
- Hello.
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I'd like to go for a walk.
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- Will you take my arm?
- Now, ladies and gentlemen...
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for my pièce de résistance...
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I now present to you an empty glass.
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I am now going to fill
this glass with milk.
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Would it work better
with whiskey, vicar?
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- Nothing works better with whiskey.
- I do.
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You've never worked
in your life, Tom.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
I take the lid off my cocoa tin.
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And very carefully now,
I place the glass...
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into the tin
and replace the lid.
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I take up my wand
and I utter the magic words...
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What do we find in the tin...
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but one complete...
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glass of milk.