:04:00
Sent a bird's kidney to Scotland Yard,
wrapped in writing paper.
:04:04
That'll do. I'm sure the lady
doesn't want to hear more.
:04:07
Or was it a bit of her liver?
:04:10
I say, it's not my club tie, is it?
:04:46
(Man) Cheers, Squadron Leader.
:04:49
- Chin, chin.
- Good morning.
:04:52
It may come as something
of a surprise to you, Blaney,
:04:54
but in this pub we sell liquor,
we don't give it away.
:04:57
Still less do we expect
our employees to steal it.
:05:00
I was going to pay for it.
:05:01
Yeah, I'm sure you were. Get out.
:05:05
I told you I was going to pay for it.
I always pay for my drinks.
:05:08
Even for your watered-down gin.
:05:10
Don't come the innocent
with me, you bastard!
:05:13
My stocks have been
well down this past month.
:05:15
Watch what you're saying!
:05:16
- What, you're a thief?
- What's going on?
:05:19
Our friend here says that
l've been pinching his booze.
:05:22
- Ridiculous! He always pays.
- How would you know?
:05:24
- I work with him, don't I?
- And what else?
:05:27
-What's that mean?
- Keep out of this. Blaney, outside.
:05:30
- You're fired.
- He never stole nothing in his life.
:05:33
He puts the money in the till.
I've seen him.
:05:35
A thief or a boozer,
I don't need either one as a barman,
:05:39
And he's usually pulling your tits
instead of pulling pints.
:05:42
He can't keep his hands off you,
so the customers say.
:05:45
What about you? Always fingering me.
:05:47
Keep your lying mouth shut,
Babs, or you can get out as well.
:05:50
I'm off. Keep the change!
:05:59
I'll send for my things later.