:22:06
Why, hello, Cookie.
:22:07
l do hope you're hungry.
:22:10
l could go for a sandwich.
:22:12
Bologna.
:22:14
Well...
:22:16
l'll get right to the point.
:22:17
l can get you information
about Divine.
:22:20
Lots of information, l think,
if things go well today.
:22:23
l have a date
with her son Crackers.
:22:25
Well, this is, of course,
an encouraging development.
:22:28
This is an important
assignment, Cookie.
:22:30
We could all benefit--
:22:32
you, financially...
:22:34
and, Raymond and l...
:22:35
well, our social standing
is involved to a great degree.
:22:40
l may have to degrade myself
in front of Divine's son.
:22:43
He's into a very strange
sex scene.
:22:46
l'm going to have to put up
with unheard of atrocities...
:22:48
in order to pump the information
you need out of him.
:22:50
But, first, l have to know
exactly what you want to know...
:22:53
because my so-called date
is this afternoon.
:22:56
Well, Cookie, as you know...
:22:58
Divine has achieved
a sort of fame lately...
:23:00
both locally
and on the national level.
:23:01
You may have heard the term,
""the filthiest person alive.""
:23:04
l have heard the term, yes.
:23:06
The papers call her that...
:23:07
and she is known as that
to a limited extent...
:23:09
in your more crime-conscious
sections of the city.
:23:12
Well, we feel this to be
an untrue statement.
:23:15
We feel that Raymond
and l far surpass her...
:23:17
in every aspect
of the term ""filth.""
:23:20
As you know, we run a baby ring.
:23:22
Oh, it's really
a very simple process.
:23:24
We keep two girls
at all times...
:23:26
who are impregnated
by Channing...
:23:28
our rather fertile servant.
:23:30
We sell the babies
to lesbian couples...
:23:32
and then we invest the money...
:23:33
in various businesses
around town.
:23:35
We own a few
pornography shops...
:23:37
plus, we front money
to a chain of heroin pushers...
:23:39
in the inner city
elementary schools.
:23:41
We feel that the attention...
:23:42
that's been focused
on Divine lately...
:23:44
is most unfair.
:23:45
She is merely a common thief
and murderer.
:23:48
Unfortunately, for us,
our line of work...
:23:50
limits our chances
for publicity and travel...
:23:53
but this does not mean
that we wish to go unnoticed.
:23:55
After all, we've not
worked all these years...
:23:58
in order to be upstaged
by this fat hog...