:30:00
How 'bout it, Edie?
:30:02
What'll it be for the lady
that the eggs like the most?
:30:05
l want them all!
:30:07
l'll have the brown ones...
:30:09
and those
great big white ones...
:30:11
and l'll have those over there.
:30:13
And l want some for frying
and for scrambling...
:30:17
and for hard-boiled for snacks.
:30:20
Oh, God, and l'll have
those over there.
:30:22
All right, Edie,
we'll buy 'em all for you.
:30:24
How's that? We'll buy 'em all.
:30:26
Oh, Cotton,
you make me so happy...
:30:28
you and the eggman.
:30:30
Please, Mr. Eggman...
:30:31
please don't ever quit your job.
:30:34
l'll always need--want eggs,
always and always and always.
:30:37
Miss Edie, as long
as there are chicken layin'...
:30:40
and truck drivin',
and my feet walkin'...
:30:42
you can be sure...
:30:43
that l will bring you
the finest of the fine...
:30:46
the largest of the large,
and the whitest of the white.
:30:48
ln other words...
:30:49
that thin-shelled ovum
of the domestic fowl...
:30:52
will never be safe...
:30:53
as long as there
are chicken layin'...
:30:55
and l'm alive
because l am your eggman...
:30:58
and there ain't
a better one in town.
:31:00
Oh, Mr. Eggman.
:31:04
Nothing but these fucking
jerk-off hippies...
:31:06
on the road today.
:31:08
Where are their
little pig girlfriends?
:31:11
God, l get so tired
of just driving around...
:31:15
driving around.
:31:16
Here's one up ahead.
:31:18
Pull over!
:31:19
She looks real good.
:31:21
She'll do just fine.
:31:24
Thanks.
:31:28
Have a seat.
:31:29
Thank you.
:31:31
Hi. Wow, where'd you
get this beautiful car?
:31:34
At a car dealer.
Where did you think?
:31:36
Where you going?
:31:37
Just downtown.
Anywhere near Howard Street.
:31:39
Oh, meeting someone?
:31:41
Who?!
:31:41
My boyfriend and
a couple other guys. Why?
:31:44
Going to a gang-bang
or something?
:31:46
What?
Hey, what's with you two?
:31:47
We just wondered
where you were planning...
:31:49
to spread your V.D. today,
that's all, hussy.
:31:52
Hey, l don't think
that's necessary.
:31:53
You don't?
:31:55
Well, how would you like
to fuck my chauffeur?
:31:57
He's got a real
horse dick on him.
:31:59
Hey, Connie!