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A five-day package tour,
and for me a personalised mystery trip.
:17:15
That freak Dinuccio had come up with
a new idea of hell.
:17:19
My instructions said that someone
would contact me along the way.
:17:23
I looked the passengers over
for a possible contact man.
:17:27
Hello, little fella. Hello!
:17:30
Balloons!
Not a dirty thought between them.
:17:39
That would have been too much.
:17:40
"The immovably chaste girl said,
'Over my dead body'. He took her at her word. "
:17:49
"Don 't spend another night alone.
Send for the fantastic date-maker.
:17:57
It's the greatest device for getting intimate
with girls you have long admired. "
:18:03
Come on... look at me.
:18:06
You are beautiful.
I want you alone on a slow coach to China.
:18:14
My God, she's trying to make me.
:18:23
Dinuccio had a lousy sense of humour.
:18:27
I tipped my seat back
and waited for the tap on the shoulder.
:18:50
Ladies and gentlemen,
you'll be arriving at our hotel
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in about five minutes.
As we climb the steep road,
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you will have a magnificent view of the city
on your right hand side of the coach.