:28:00
Ah, quite so, dear boy. So we were.
Ah, here we are.
:28:04
The old dressing-up basket, our old
treasure chest of make-believe.
:28:08
Let's see what we've got.
Ah, this should suit.
:28:10
Item-- one black face mask,
one black flat cap,
:28:15
a striped jersey and a bag marked "swag."
:28:18
Why not a neon sign with "burglar" on it ?
:28:21
You may have a point. One of my favorites !
:28:25
The ecclesiastical housebreaker,
Brother Lightfingers.
:28:29
Perhaps we shall never know the
identity of the cowled figure...
:28:32
seen haunting the grounds of the old manor
house on the night of the terrible murder,
:28:35
if living identity it had.
:28:38
And there are those to this day who
claim to hear the agonized screams...
:28:44
of the victim echoing through
the chimney ports !
:28:49
For Christ's sake, Andrew,
stop mucking about !
:28:52
Haven't you just got an
old pair of sneakers,
:28:55
a raincoat and a sock I
can put over my head ?
:28:57
Old pair of sneakers and a sock ?
:29:01
Milo, where's your sense of style ?
:29:03
We must give our crime the
true sparkle of the '30s,
:29:06
a little amateur aristocratic quirkiness.
:29:09
Don't you feel the need to give your old
archenemy, Inspector Plodder of the Yard,
:29:14
a run for his money ?
:29:17
Monsieur Beaucaire !
Milo, this is you !
:29:21
A full-bottomed wig, lots of beauty spots,
:29:26
and all the snuff you could want.
:29:31
Oh, groovy !
:29:33
Look. I might even do
the whole thing in drag.
:29:40
Kiss me, you fool.
:29:44
I can fight it no longer, Darling.
:29:46
If you must go, don't look back.
Andrew--
:29:51
Jesus Christ ! Who's that ?
:29:54
So that's where you've been,
auntie Maude. Naughty girl.
:29:56
Shall we decide on the dress then ?
:29:58
- No, I don't like it.
- Oh, well, you are a
choosy one, aren't you ?