:49:02
- You never thought about sex?
- No. No sex.
:49:05
- "No. No sex."
- Tower.
:49:09
You were probably in love
with your teacher.
:49:11
- My teacher was a woman.
- Then she was a lesbian.
:49:15
- How did you know?
- That's classical.
:49:18
But anyway.
:49:20
My first love was my cousin Paul.
:49:22
No!
:49:24
I'm gonna get a hemorrhoid
if you keep telling me names.
:49:28
No names. I don't mind if you tell
the truth, but don't give me the names.
:49:32
Sorry. Sorry.
:49:37
Well, go on. Tell the truth.
:49:40
What else?
:49:42
I was 13. He was dark, very thin.
:49:47
I can see him. Big nose! A big romance.
:49:50
I fell in love with him
when I heard him playing piano.
:49:54
You mean when he first
got into your knickers.
:49:57
He was a child prodigy.
He was playing with both hands.
:50:00
I'll bet he was.
:50:02
Probably getting his kicks.
:50:04
We were dying of heat.
:50:06
Oh, yeah.
Good excuse. What else?
:50:10
In the afternoon,
when the grown-ups were napping...
:50:14
- You started grabbing his joint.
- You're crazy!
:50:16
- Well, he touched you.
- I never let him!
:50:19
Oh!
:50:20
Liar, liar, pants on fire,
nose as long as a telephone wire.
:50:24
No, I'm not.
:50:26
Look me straight in the face and say,
"He didn't touch me once."
:50:30
- Huh?
- He touched me, but the way he did it.
:50:34
Aha! The way he did it.
:50:37
OK, what did he do?
:50:39
Behind the house, there were two trees.
:50:41
A plane tree and a chestnut.
:50:43
I sat under the plane tree
and he sat under the chestnut.
:50:47
And one, two, three...
We each began to masturbate.
:50:50
The first who came...
:50:52
won!
:50:59
Why aren't you listening to me?