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"And do you vow before God and us...
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"as his witnesses
to love, honor, and obey him...
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"until death do you part?"
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I'm not sorry for what I did.
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I have no regrets.
Because look what it got me.
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A man who appreciates me for what I am.
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All my life, my mother said,
"Get married, Miriam, get married."
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And I wanted to get married. Honest.
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But it wasn't that easy.
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You see, I had this problem.
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My problem was, I was a beautiful person...
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who had been kidnapped by an ugly body.
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Of course, there were advantages
to being homely.
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I never had to worry about someone
taking my messages while I was out...
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or having the trauma of growing old
and losing my looks.
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And I was probably the only girl
who, no matter where I went...
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never had to worry about being mugged.
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So you see, I was quite content.
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Oh, there was one other thing.
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I was also very lonely.
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I even changed colleges.
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Five of them in three years,
in hopes of finding the right guy.
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There are a lot of men at State,
which is why I came here.
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- Look at the line.
- We'll be here for hours.
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Registration's got to be the worst part
of college, next to studying.
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I know a senior who missed her graduation.
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Years later they found her
in line still trying to register.
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- Hi there.
- Hi there.