1:06:02
Mine was kinda neat, though.
1:06:04
I mean, he was tall,
and he had black hair.
1:06:08
I couldn't believe him invitin' me.
1:06:11
Ruby and I got so drunk waitin' for those
two turkeys to drop the bullshit...
1:06:15
and start, you know, smoochin'.
1:06:18
- You thought about that?
- Oh, yeah.
1:06:21
- I thought only guys thought about that.
- Uh-uh.
1:06:24
- So go ahead.
- Um—
1:06:26
So, we're at the party, and, um,
Ruby asked me if I see anything funny.
1:06:30
Oh, I take a look around,
and I see somethin' funny, all right.
1:06:35
Homeliest bunch of giris
I have ever seen assembled in one place.
1:06:39
- It was a pig party!
- What's that?
1:06:42
A P-l-G pig party?
1:06:45
You know, fraternity boys invite
the ugliest giris they can...
1:06:48
and then they just give out prizes.
1:06:52
My date got second prize.
1:06:54
Oh, I cried for a couple weeks...
1:06:57
and I used to get comical calls
in the middle of the night.
1:07:00
Atlanta's full of jokers.
1:07:03
I left about a month later.
1:07:18
You're the most beautiful girl
that I've ever seen.
1:07:22
That's a fact, I swear to it.
1:07:25
Junior.
1:07:48
Anytime, kid.