Blazing Saddles
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:18:01
200,000 acres!
200,000 acres!

:18:03
What will it cost, man?
What will it cost?

:18:07
A box of these.
:18:09
Are you crazy? They'll never go
for it, and then again they might.

:18:12
The little red devils, they
love toys. May I try one?

:18:18
These things are defective.
:18:23
Right as usual, sir.
:18:25
Show-off!
:18:26
Just sign this, sir. Right here.
:18:28
Okay, give us a hand here.
:18:31
Work, work, work.
:18:34
Hello, boys, have a good night's rest?
I missed you.

:18:36
Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.
:18:39
What is this?
:18:40
This is the bill that will convert
the State Hospital for the Insane...

:18:43
...into the William J. Le Petomane
Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane.

:18:46
Gentlemen, this...
:18:48
...this bill will be
a giant step forward...

:18:50
...in the treatment
of the insane gambler.

:18:53
Yes, bravo! Beautiful.
:18:57
Thank you, Hedy. Thank you.
:18:59
It's not Hedy. It's Hedley.
Hedley Lamarr.

:19:02
What the hell are you worried about?
:19:04
This is 1874.
You'll be able to sue her.

:19:18
All right, help me in with this.
:19:20
Just, ah, think of your secretary.
:19:22
Ah, that was a very good suggestion.
:19:25
Okay, is that it? Anything else?
:19:28
Just this urgent telegram
from Rock Ridge.

:19:30
It arrived last Friday.
:19:33
Read it, read it.
:19:35
"Sheriff murdered. Church meeting
bombed. Reign of terror must cease.

:19:39
"Send new sheriff immediately. "
:19:41
Holy underwear!
:19:43
Sheriff murdered. Innocent women
and children blown to bits!

:19:47
We've got to protect our
phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen.

:19:49
We must do something about this
immediately, immediately, immediately!

:19:56
I didn't get a "hrumph" out of that guy!
:19:57
Give the governor a "hrumph. "
:19:59
You watch your ass.

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