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Oh, Lord...
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...do we have the strength to carry on
this mighty task in one night?
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Or are we just jerking off?
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Okay, okay, we have done it.
Now, let's see what we have done.
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Men, you are about to embark
on a great crusade...
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...to stamp out runaway
decency in the West.
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Now you will only
be risking your lives...
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...whilst I will be risking an almost
certain Academy Award nomination...
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...for Best Supporting Actor.
1:14:26
Now raise your right
hand for the pledge.
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Right!
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And repeat after me. I...
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...your name...
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...your name...
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Schmucks!
... pledge allegiance...
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...pledge allegiance...
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...to Hedley Lamarr...
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...to Hedy Lamarr...
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That's Hedley!
1:14:50
...that's Hedley...
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...and to the evil...
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...and to the evil...
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...for which he stands!
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...for which he stands!
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Now go do that voodoo
that you do so well!