:07:15
- He's cute.
- Cute? He does crap.
:07:18
Old jokes, lousy impressions.
:07:20
But l really had problems when l was a
kid. lt wasn't until l was eight years old
:07:25
that l figured out my name
wasn't ''Shut Up.''
:07:30
All right, folks. How about some
bird impressions? Bobwhite.
:07:34
(whistles)
:07:37
Bobwhite backwards. (whistles)
:07:41
A duck.
:07:43
A swallow.
:07:45
A goose. Ooh!
:07:48
Did you ever get the feeling that you're
in an amateur contest, and you're losing?
:07:55
All right, folks.
Let's get back to the surefire stuff now.
:07:59
So let's go to the Show Business
Hall of Fame, where the MC
:08:03
is my good friend,
the old Schnozzola himself!
:08:07
(drumroll)
:08:11
lt's granite out there.
:08:20
(as Jimmy Durante)
l went into the shoe store
:08:23
and l said to the clerk
''Do you sell alligator shoes?''
:08:26
And he said ''What size
does your alligator wear?''
:08:30
''You're really something, Durante.''
:08:33
And now, l'd like to introduce ya to
my favourite singer, Vaughn Monroe.
:08:41
Yeah.
:08:45
(as Monroe)
? Racing with the moon
:08:53
(man) His act was so lousy, something
must have attracted you to him.
:08:57
What was there about him?