:13:00
- That l'm eating?
- Yeah, that you're eating.
:13:03
No, that you're here. And that
l'm here with you. l can't believe it.
:13:09
Do you know, the first time
l saw you in the cafeteria,
:13:13
l wanted to go up to you and say
:13:16
''Hi, l'm Lenny Bruce
and l got the hots for you.''
:13:20
- Now, why didn't l do that?
- Now, why didn't you do that?
:13:25
- lt would have saved a lot of time.
- lt would have saved a lot of time.
:13:31
- l know why l didn't do it.
- Too shy.
:13:34
Yes. l've always been shy.
:13:38
- Even as a kid?
- Even as a kid.
:13:42
l tried to get over it,
but l've always been very shy.
:13:47
l guess when you get right down to it,
:13:51
l'm just... basically...
:13:55
a very shy person.
:14:02
- Ho-ho.
- Don't you have to go to work?
:14:07
Yes, l do, but l think l should stay here
:14:09
and try to solve this problem
of extreme shyness.
:14:15
Well, maybe l shouldn't be
telling you some of this, but...
:14:20
Well, it was quite a week.
:14:34
- Honey?
- Hmm?
:14:37
Listen, someday l'd like you
to meet my mother.
:14:40
- Did you stay together then?
- No, l had to go to Miami to work.
:14:45
But, uh, Lenny called every day.
:14:48
And... then one day he called
and said he was coming down
:14:52
cos he couldn't stand to be without me.
:14:55
We're all the same schmuck!
:14:57
(laughter)
:14:59
And it just cracks me up that we
try so desperately to be unique