:15:03
when we're all the same cat -
Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson,
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me, you, every cat has got that one
chick who really busted up his ass!
:15:16
Wow!
:15:32
l LOVE YOU
THE GUY lN 505
:15:34
Oh, he's here!
:15:41
Just a minute.
:15:48
There he stands in his underwear,
pleading like a dummy:
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''Please, will you touch it once? You
never touch it any more. Just once.''
:15:58
''When l don't feel like it?
When l got a headache?''
:16:01
- ''Yeah.''
- ''When l don't get any pleasure from it?''
:16:04
''Yeah, that's right. Cos l'm a dummy,
l gotta get it touched.''
:16:08
''lf l wait for you, you'd never touch it.''
:16:10
''Oh, l touch it a lot.''
:16:12
''No, you don't. You think you touch
it a lot. You used to touch it a lot.''
:16:16
''Now it's a big favour
to get you to touch it.''
:16:19
''lt's gotta be like a big holiday,
like Armistice Day, right?''
:16:23
''Well, all right.''
:16:25
''lf you're gonna make me feel guilty,
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bring it over here, l'll touch it.''
:16:31
''No, no, no, don't do me any favours!
l'll just touch it myself.''
:16:38
That's it, man.
We're all the same schmuck.
:16:45
Oh, my God.
:16:47
Oh, man! ls that an album cover!
:16:52
(as Mae West) Why don't you come in,
big boy, and pick a few flowers?
:16:57
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.