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''Feh''? What's that?
:20:02
Her impression of a Jewish seagull.
''Feh! Feh!'' You'll see.
:20:06
- Come on, man, let's go.
- Lenny?
:20:15
Do me a favour?
Please don't call me ''man''.
:20:18
l really wanted her to like me.
:20:22
- ln-laws, you know?
- (man laughs)
:20:27
Oh, now, l gotta tell you
about the first time
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that this schmuck ever worked a club.
:20:33
Here it comes.
:20:34
Never been on stage before. l'm
working this club on Ocean Parkway.
:20:37
The Victory Club.
Ugh, what a joint. (chuckles)
:20:41
The guys were so tough,
they wore wool suits in the summer.
:20:44
(both) With no underwear.
:20:46
Listen, l know you know the story,
but l'm gonna tell it anyway.
:20:50
- All right.
- One night the MC didn't show.
:20:52
He had car trouble.
Police found marijuana in the trunk.
:20:55
- Good.
- You haven't heard that before.
:20:58
How long did you know Leonard
before you two got married?
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- Um...
- You're on your own.
:21:04
Mema... l'm on, OK?
:21:07
So, l'm sitting in the bar.
And in walks Lenny.
:21:10
You should have seen me. l had on
brown suede shoes, and the shirt...
:21:14
So, l says ''Lenny,
the MC didn't show tonight.''
:21:17
''Now, how's about if l introduce you,
and you introduce the acts?''
:21:21
And he says ''Oh, no.
Are you kidding with that?''
:21:23
And l says ''There's nothing to it.'
:21:25
''You don't have to be funny.
lt's intros, like 'Here's Slip and Slap'.''
:21:30
'''How about a hand
for Schmutz and Dreck?'''
:21:32
Dreck is Yiddish for ''shit''.
:21:35
- Ouch!
- So he says ''OK, why not?''
:21:37
Three seconds later,
l'm in the toilet... bleurgh!
:21:40
- All over the suede shoes.
- Leonard!
:21:42
- Bleurgh!
- Feh!
:21:43
- Bleurgh!
- Feh!
:21:44
- ''Feh''. There it is.
- Hold it! Hold it, the star is on!
:21:47
Now, listen, l'm up there, see,
and l got the microphone.
:21:52
l'm saying ''Folks, the MC couldn't
make it tonight, blah, blah, blah.''
:21:55
''But luckily a good friend of mine,
and a funny, funny guy...''