:22:00
Bullshit. You said ''the funniest guy in...''
Ouch. ''The funniest guy in the world.''
:22:04
You're right! Right!
''Leonard Alfred Schneider,
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who just flew in from the coast
for the Sullivan Show,
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happens to be in the club.''
:22:12
You dig what she did to me?
My own mother.
:22:16
l'd never been on the stage in my life,
and now l gotta go and try to be funny.
:22:21
You were so nervous
that you came rushing out,
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and he tripped over the mic cord,
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and he knocked us both flat on our asses.
:22:29
(Lenny) lt's true.
:22:32
lt's true. You never heard
such a laugh - mainly her!
:22:36
So, how long did you two know
each other before you got married?
:22:40
Yes, we must know the answer!
:22:42
How long had we known each other
before we got married?
:22:46
Half an hour. l picked him up on the
D train after he exposed his putz to me.
:22:50
- Terrific!
- ''Putz''?
:22:53
l love the ''putz''! lt's terrific.
lt's true. Mema, it's true.
:22:57
l met her on the D train,
and l gave her one of these.
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- Feh!
- That's a small ''Feh''.
:23:02
Would you like to hear a loud ''Feh''?
l went up to her...
:23:05
- Feh! Feh!
- That's loud. Can l show Sophie?
:23:08
Sophie! Sophie's her best friend.
Sophie! Mema.
:23:12
Sophie! This is the way l met my wife!
:23:14
Mema doesn't like it. l don't understand.
:23:16
Mema, you used to...
you used to kiss it when l was little.
:23:20
Oh, Lenny, she's a terrific girl.
:23:23
There's no bigger test
of how hip you really are
:23:26
than when your girlfriend
becomes your wife.
:23:29
Wow. That's a new one. Why?
:23:34
You're walking around
with your jugs and pupik sticking out,
:23:37
and guys are sitting out there
watching you with newspapers
:23:40
and hats in their laps.
:23:43
(giggling) You're jealous!
:23:46
Oh, l like that. l like that.
:23:48
So l... l thought maybe
we could work something out
:23:52
that we could do together.
:23:55
- What, a double act?
- Yeah.
:23:58
Dig what l mean.
Like, you talk to the average guy, man.