:29:02
OK, you'll see! You've got
a rough road ahead of you, sonny!
:29:06
Especially with your dirty mouth
and your no-talent wife!
:29:19
Come here, Jack.
:29:20
Not one Puerto Rican in your kitchen
hasn't schtupped your wife.
:29:24
Thanks for everything.
What does he know about talent?
:29:29
OK, what is dirty? And what is clean?
:29:33
Now, if l had to make a choice, man,
:29:35
l would rather my kid watches
a stag movie than a clean movie,
:29:40
like King of Kings.
:29:42
Why? Because King of Kings
is full of killing,
:29:44
and l don't want my kid to kill Christ
when he comes back.
:29:48
That's what happens in that.
:29:50
Tell me about a stag movie where
anybody gets punched or killed.
:29:54
lf you're lucky, you might
see someone get tied up
:29:57
or tapped lightly with a Hickok belt,
:30:00
but for the most part, all you really
see during that hour and a half, man,
:30:04
is a lot of hugging and kissing...
and moaning and groaning...
:30:11
Oh, God. And then,
near the end of the movie,
:30:13
when that one potential instrument
of death is revealed...
:30:18
- The pillow.
- (laughter)
:30:21
The guy might smother the chick,
like in a horror flick.
:30:24
He takes that pillow and gently
slides it under the girl's ass.
:30:30
And they go off,
and nobody gets hurt or killed.
:30:34
And it's nice.
And that's the end of the movie.
:30:41
(screams)