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Hi, Mickey. How's the family? OK.
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Wow. Have you ever seen
so much blue in all your life?
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l seem to be under a little pressure
here tonight to cool my act.
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l don't know how many of you know,
but l was arrested, busted,
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right here on this stage
a few nights ago, for saying... No.
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l'm not gonna say it.
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Let's see. lt's an 1 1-letter word,
it starts with a ''C'' and ends with a ''G''.
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And it was used... it was used
in the context of defending
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a certain homosexual practice.
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Actually, though, l don't relate it
only to homosexuals...
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l relate it to any contemporary
woman l know! Oh, yeah.
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Would know or love or marry.
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- You do, too, if you're honest, right?
- Right!
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OK, l'd like to ask you all
a few questions now, OK?
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And you're all under oath, all of you.
Even standing room only.
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(laughter)
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How many people in this club here
tonight have ever used that word...
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blah-blah-blah?
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Don't be shy, you can raise
your hands. Well, that's cool.
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Now let's get really honest. You, sir,
have you ever had your blah blahed?
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Hm? lt's either yes or no.
There's no two ways about it!
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OK, how many men in this room
have ever had their blah blahed?
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Raise your hands.
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Oh, come on, officers.
Now you're under oath.
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All right, keep your hands raised.
How many men in this room
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have ever blahed a blah? Phew, man.
Somebody's not telling the truth.
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OK, ma'am, tell me,
have you ever blahed a blah?
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The officers couldn't see it, but she
went like this, and he went like this.
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This time the whole audience
gets schlepped away, right?
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This is the dirtiest show
l've ever done in my life!