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..I was a ballpayer... ballplayer.
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I was a ballplayer!
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Baseball player.
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Yeah. You know,
I had a tryout with the Yankees.
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- You know what the Yankees are?
- Yes. As in "Yankee go home."
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Yeah. No!
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No, uh...
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Uh...
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No, the Yankee baseball... baseball team.
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Yeah, I had a tryout with them and...
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..they sent me down to the... the minors.
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And the poblem...
poblem... problem was that...
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..there was a fuckin' kid there, and he was...
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..the fastest bastard, he was fuckin' fast.
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And he... he played shortstop
at the time, and he...
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He could hit the ball a fuckin' ton.
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A fuckin' ton!
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- You know what "fuck" means?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, I was in spring training...
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..and I saw this kid,...
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..and I just immediately took the test for cops.
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That kid was Mickey Mantle.
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You know who Mickey Mantle was?
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- You fuckhead.
- No, I can't say that I know.
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You don't know
who Mickey Mantle was? Huh?
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How about Willie Mays?
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Say hey! Willie Mays!
The mighty Willie Mays. See?