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-I went to Rome.
-Well--
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Yes.
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I met this nice old Italian man.
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And we went to a little town
outside of Rome for lunch.
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He had a black shiny suit on,
with pigeon shit all over it.
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Charming.
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And then later that night
we went to dinner...
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with some movie people.
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And we went to a place called Rosati's...
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in the Piazza del Popolo.
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-I didn't laugh.
-Incredible, the way I said that.
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Piazza del Popolo. Perfect?
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-Perfect.
-Thank you.
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Had a wonderful dinner.
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Can you imagine...
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a nice Irish kid like me
in an ancient piazza...
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with all those classy Romans
swallowing fried octopus...
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and getting pissed on Valpolicello.
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Valpolicella.
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Valpolicella.
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-Yes.
-Thank you.
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And then? You went straight home to bed.
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-No.
-What do you mean, ''no''?
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That's a new story.
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No, that's a new ending.
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Come here. Come and tell me
about that new ending.
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Come here.
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-So?
-So?
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Okay.
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I ended up with this Yugoslavian actress...
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from Trastevere.
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-Trastevere.
-Okay.
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-And then?
-And she got very stoned. Very stoned.
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And we ended up in the sack.
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How was she?