:59:00
Who is calling?
:59:08
- Who? Oh, that's droll!
- Droll, yes.
:59:10
He's not familiar with the list of
the hundred most important Spanishers.
:59:14
Yes.
It is only Don Francisco and his sister.
:59:17
Yes, the Donessa.
:59:19
We have an appointment with Napoleon.
:59:21
Napoleon Bonaparte.
The noted international tyrant.
:59:24
- You are Don Francisco and his sister?
- Oh, for sure.
:59:28
- We have had a long... a hot journey.
- A hot journey.
:59:31
- Our throats are parched.
- They're parched.
:59:34
- We seek succour. Succour.
- Succour!
:59:36
Yes. Is Succour here by any chance?
:59:40
I never knew your name, madam.
:59:43
The boys usually just call me Juanita.
:59:51
The emperor appreciates
magnificent women.
:59:54
- He'll be much taken with you.
- Oh, good! I wore my flats.
:59:57
We are, of course, all most anxious
to hear your proposal for a treaty.
1:00:01
Good. I've given it a lot of thought
and I've come up with all the little details.
1:00:05
If I can just think of the main points,
we got something!
1:00:09
Let's leave business,
you've had a wearing journey.
1:00:11
- We should say hello to the emperor.
- Shorts gets touchy if we bypass him.
1:00:16
Later. First, you'll be wined and dined
in a manner befitting Spanish nobility.
1:00:22
Oh, wonderful! But go easy on
the champagne. The Donessa has gout.
1:00:25
Well, if you'll proceed,
your needs will be attended to.
1:00:28
Thank you.
1:00:31
While you're here with your sister,
should you desire a French love dream
1:00:35
to be sent to your room,
it will be arranged.
1:00:38
Good. Maybe I'll have two
to keep the symmetry perfect.
1:00:42
- I prefer two myself.
- I prefer three, but it's hard to get one.
1:00:56
Is this room big enough,
or would you prefer a suite?
1:00:59
- Boris, I'm scared.
- You? I'm growing a beak and feathers.