1:02:00
Do excuse me, madam.
1:02:03
Take it easy.
You're making a fool of yourself.
1:02:06
- Hey, this is good champagne.
- Are you gonna drink another case?
1:02:10
I'll be fine, all I need is a few solids.
1:02:12
A few solids? You should drink a blotter.
1:02:14
Oh, I believe I had the pleasure
of meeting your sister once.
1:02:17
- My sister? Which one?
- I thought you only had one.
1:02:21
One? Oh, no, no.
1:02:23
Actually, well, I have a half-sister.
1:02:26
Well, no, not exactly half. It's two-fifths.
1:02:29
Ladies and gentlemen,
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His lmperial Highness,
the Emperor Napoleon.
1:02:45
- So you are Don Francisco?
- Yes. I have regards from your brother.
1:02:48
Says you went away, you don't write.
He never hears from you.
1:02:52
You took his razor,
you never returned it.
1:02:54
- This is an honour for me.
- It's a greater honour for me.
1:02:57
- No, a greater honour for me.
- No, a greater honour for me.
1:03:00
- No, a greater honour for me.
- Well, perhaps it is a greater for you.
1:03:03
- You must be Don Francisco's sister.
- You must be Don Francisco's sister.
1:03:07
- No, you must be Don Francisco's sister.
- No, you must be Don Francisco's sister.
1:03:11
- No, it's a greater honour for me.
- Our guests have a sense of humour.
1:03:15
- She's a great kidder.
- No, you're a great kidder.
1:03:17
No, you're Don Francisco's sister.
1:03:19
- Shall we dine?
- Oh, can we eat first?
1:03:31
Your sister and His Highness
seem to be getting along quite well.
1:03:36
Do you find me attractive as a man?
1:03:38
Yes. I think that's your best bet.
1:03:40
How much of your feelings for me
are because I rule half of Europe?
1:03:44
Oh, I'd say half my feelings. It evens out.
1:03:46
Will you be more difficult
to conquer than Russia?
1:03:49
Well, I weigh less.
1:03:51
- I'll go to your room after dinner.
- Good. I'll go to yours.