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Did you ever come up against
Jesse James or Billy the Kid?
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Naw, I never ran into them fellows.
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Did I ever tell how Lucky Ned Pepper
and his gang chased me?
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No. I'd like to hear about it.
- Ayah. Tell us.
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That was somethin'.
They chased me till I got tired of it,
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then I just whirled my horse, Bo,
around, took the reins in my teeth
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and rid right at them villains.
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I was shootin' my pistol with one hand
and my Winchester with the other.
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Never took aim.
Just snap-shot and got 'em all.
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Marshal, are you sure you're not
stretching the blanket a bit?
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I was thinkin' you'd figure that way.
So I told it gospel.
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Proof is, I'm here, their dead.
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One sad thing that day.
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Lost old Bo.
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Marshal, would you like more to eat?
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Naw, I don't think so.
I'm full, but one thing I could stand:
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I'd pay 3 dollars
for a pickled buffalo tongue.
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I'd have thought you'd had
enough pickled tongue for one day.
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No. But I've had enough tongue
that's barbed and indigestible.
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I know. It often is.
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Well, Sister, how do you stand
on the sin of tobacco?
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Well, I know of no passage
to prove it,
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but I'm certain
that the Good Lord smokes fine cigars.
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Hallelujah.
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Marshal, is your eye bothering you?
I could sooth it with a poultice.
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No, thanks, Ma'am. It's past help.
- Was it a hunting accident, Marshal?
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You might say that. Huntin' Yankees.
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I lost it in the war, riding with
Bill Anderson and Captain Quantrill.
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Times have sure changed.
Now I'm workin' for a damned Yankee.
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But you're still hunting, sir.
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I guess I like Marshalin' better'n
anything I've done since the war.
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I like buffalo huntin',
but them big shaggies is almost gone.