:05:01
Better cross something else
while you're at it.
:05:04
Those are the horniest little guys
this side of TJ.
:05:07
- TJ?
- Tijuana, man.
:05:10
Why do they call him Machine Gun?
:05:12
I don't know. Everybody calls him that.
:05:14
He claims he holds the international record
for jerking off.
:05:18
When I was his age, I thought I held it.
:05:21
Yeah, we all held it.
But I think he holds it more.
:05:27
- What do you do during winter?
- Same thing I do during summer.
:05:30
- Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?
- Beats selling encyclopedias.
:05:34
Yeah, that's for sure.
:05:36
You want to stop for a beer?
:05:37
I'd like to, but I got
a little stewy friend coming in tonight.
:05:41
Is it true what they say about stewardesses?
:05:43
Yeah. And nurses, secretaries
and schoolteachers.
:05:47
What do they say about schoolteachers?
:05:49
They make you do it over and over again,
till you get it right.
:05:53
- See you tomorrow.
- Okay.
:05:54
- All right.
- Good night.
:06:07
I'll be damned.
:06:11
Shit. Yeah, be right there.
:06:22
Yeah, I'm coming.
:06:32
- Hi.
- Hi.
:06:33
It's only a 12-hour layover
so you're gonna have to work fast.
:06:41
- Miss me?
- Sure did.
:06:44
I'll bet you did.
:06:46
A little vino. Gonna crack it open.
:06:52
Still haven't gotten any plants in here,
have you?
:06:55
Yeah, right around the corner.
:06:57
Careful, it's a man-eater.