Lifeguard

1:27:02

Can you make it?

1:27:04

I don't think so, Larry.

1:27:06

That's too bad. Listen...

1:27:10

is there any way that you might be able
to start before the 16th?

1:27:17

Can't start at all.

1:27:19

What do you mean?

1:27:21

I mean I don't want the job.

1:27:23

You don't want the job?

1:27:25

Look, I don't want to sell cars for a living.

1:27:29

Not even Porsches.

1:27:31

Excuse me, Rick...

1:27:34

but how long can you go on
being a lifeguard?

1:27:38

Just as long as they'll have me.

1:27:41

Wow.

1:27:42

Hey, look Larry, I really like this job.

1:27:45

The hours are good...

1:27:47

working conditions are fantastic...

1:27:50

the pay isn't even that bad.

1:27:52

Besides that, I like the fact
that I'm goddamn good at it.

1:27:56

You're giving up a hell of a good
opportunity here. You know that?

1:28:02

I might be passing up a lot more.

1:28:09

Oh, brother. What am I gonna say to Jack?

1:28:12

You can tell that son of a bitch that he can...

1:28:14

Lifeguard!

1:28:18

- Yes, ma'am?
- Come quick.

1:28:21

There's a man in the ladies' room.

1:28:23

I'll be right there.

1:28:26

Look, Larry...

1:28:28

I appreciate everything you did, man.

1:28:31

Thanks.

1:28:35

See you.

1:28:40

You're making a very big mistake.

1:28:44

I don't think so...

1:28:46

but if I am,
I'll let you know at the next reunion.

1:28:49

Take the phone off the hook for me,
will you?

1:28:56

Yeah, sure, why not?
I might as well be a lifeguard, too.