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There's an old joke.
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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.
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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."
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The other says,
"l know, and such small portions."
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That's essentially
how l feel about life:
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full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...
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and it's all over
much too quickly.
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The other important joke for me...
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is one usually attributed
to Groucho Marx...
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but it appears originally in Freud's
Wit and lts Relation to the Unconscious.
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lt goes like this, l'm paraphrasing:
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l never want to belong to any club that
would have someone like me for a member.
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That's the key joke of my adult life
in terms of my relationships with women.
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Lately the strangest things
have been going through my mind...
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because l turned 40, and l guess
l'm going through a life crisis.
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l'm not worried about aging.
l'm not one of those characters.
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But l'm balding slightly on top. That's
about the worst you can say about me.
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l think l'm going to get better
as l get older.
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l think l'm going to be
the balding, virile type...
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as opposed to the distinguished gray.
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Unless l'm neither of those two.
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Unless l'm one of those guys with saliva
dribbling out of his mouth...
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who wanders into a cafeteria with a
shopping bag, screaming about socialism.