:17:00
But if there was a second assassin--
:17:04
- That's it!
- We've been through this.
:17:07
They recovered the shells
from that rifle.
:17:10
What are you saying now?
:17:12
That everybody on the Warren Commission
is in on this conspiracy, right?
:17:16
Why not?
:17:18
- Earl Warren?
- Honey, l don't know Earl Warren.
:17:22
Lyndon Johnson?
:17:24
Lyndon Johnson is a politician!
:17:27
You know the ethics those guys have.
lt's a notch underneath child molester.
:17:31
Then everybody's in on the conspiracy.
:17:34
The FBl and the ClA and J. Edgar Hoover,
the oil companies...
:17:39
the Pentagon, the men's-room attendant
at the White House?
:17:43
l would leave out
the men's-room attendant.
:17:46
You're using this conspiracy theory
as an excuse to avoid sex with me.
:17:51
Oh, my God!
She's right.
:17:55
Why did l turn off Allison Portchnik?
:17:57
She was beautiful. She was willing.
She was real intelligent.
:18:01
ls it the old Groucho Marx joke...
:18:04
that l don't want to belong to any club
that would have me for a member?
:18:08
- Alvy, don't panic!
- lt's a mistake...
:18:12
to bring a live thing in the house.
:18:14
Don't do that.
:18:16
Maybe we should call the police.
Dial 911. lt's the lobster squad.
:18:19
They're only baby ones.
For God sakes.
:18:22
- lf they're babies, you pick them up.
- All right! All right!
:18:25
- Here you go!
- Don't give it to me.
:18:28
Look! One crawled
behind the refrigerator.
:18:32
lt'll turn up in our bed at night.
Get out of here with that thing!
:18:37
Talk to him.
You speak shellfish.
:18:40
Hey, put it in the pot.
:18:43
l can't. l can't put a live thing
in hot water.
:18:46
What d'you think we were going to do,
take him to the movies?
:18:49
Good. Oh, thank you.
:18:51
Okay, it's in.
lt's definitely in the pot.
:18:54
Annie, there's a big lobster
behind the refrigerator.
:18:57
l can't get it out.
This thing's heavy.