:39:02
lt was yours, actually.
:39:04
But l approved it immediately.
:39:07
You think l talked you
into something.
:39:09
No. We live together,
we sleep together, we eat together.
:39:13
Jesus, you don't want it to be
like we're married, do you?
:39:16
- How is it any different?
- Because you keep your own apartment.
:39:20
lt's there. We don't have to go to it,
deal with it...
:39:22
but it's like a free-floating life raft
that we know that we're not married.
:39:28
That little apartment
is $400 a month, Alvy.
:39:30
- That place is $400 a month?
- Yes, it is.
:39:33
lt's got bad plumbing and bugs.
Jesus.
:39:36
My accountant will write it off
as a tax deduction. l'll pay for it.
:39:41
You don't think l'm smart enough
to be serious about.
:39:43
Don't be ridiculous.
:39:45
Then why are you always pushing me
to take college courses like l was dumb?
:39:49
Adult education is a wonderful thing!
:39:52
You meet a lot of interesting
professors. lt's stimulating.
:40:07
Does this sound like a good course:
"Modern American Poetry"?
:40:13
Or, let's see...
:40:15
maybe l should take
"lntroduction to the Novel."
:40:19
Just don't take any course
where they make you read Beowulf.
:40:22
What?
:40:24
What do you think? Should we go
to that party in South Hampton?
:40:28
No, don't be silly.
What do we need other people for?
:40:32
We should just turn out the lights
and play hide the "salam" or something.
:40:37
Well, l'm going to get a cigarette,
okay?
:40:40
Grass, right? The illusion that it makes
a white woman more like Billie Holiday.
:40:45
- Have you ever made love high?
- Me? No.
:40:48
lf l have grass or alcohol,
l get unbearably wonderful.
:40:52
l get too wonderful for words.
:40:55
l don't know why you have to get high
every time we make love.
:40:59
lt relaxes me.