:42:01
Really?
:42:03
l don't know.
You seem sort of distant.
:42:06
Let's just do it, all right?
:42:08
Was it my imagination or are you
just going through the motions?
:42:12
Alvy, do you remember
where l put my drawing pad?
:42:14
Because while you two are doing that,
l'm going to do some drawing.
:42:17
That's what l call removed!
:42:19
You have my body.
:42:22
But l want the whole thing!
:42:25
l need grass.
:42:27
lt ruins it for me if you have grass.
:42:30
l'm like a comedian, so if l get a laugh
from a person who's high...
:42:33
it doesn't count,
'cause they're always laughing.
:42:36
Were you always funny?
:42:38
ls this an interview?
We're supposed to be making love.
:42:41
This guy is naturally funny.
l think he can write for you.
:42:44
Yeah, yeah. Hey, kid,
he tells me you're really good.
:42:47
Let me explain how l work.
You can tell off the bat...
:42:50
that l don't look like a funny guy
like some of the guys.
:42:53
You know they're going to tell you their
stories, you're going to fall down.
:42:55
But l gotta be really talented.
Material's got to be sensational for me.
:42:58
l work-- l'm kind of classy.
Know what l mean?
:43:02
Let me explain.
l'll open with an opening song.
:43:04
The music will start.
:43:06
l walk out.
Place looks wonderful from here
:43:09
You folks look wonderful from here
:43:12
And seeing you there
With a smile on your face
:43:15
Makes me shout
This must be the place
:43:17
l stop, and then l open with some jokes.
That's where l need you.
:43:20
l'll say, "l just got back from Canada.
They speak a lot of French.
:43:24
The only word to know is 'John Dark.' lt
means the light's out in the bathroom.
:43:28
- l met a big lumberjack."
- Jesus, this guy's pathetic.
:43:33
Look at him mincing around.
Boy, thinks he's real cute.
:43:36
You want to throw up.
:43:39
lf only l had the nerve
to do my own jokes.
:43:43
l don't know how much longer l can keep
this smile frozen on my face.
:43:47
l'm in the wrong business.
l know it.
:43:49
"But, cherie...
:43:53
what will l do with this, eh?"
:43:56
He says, "Oh, Marie,
sometime you make me so mad!"