:44:00
They scream at that.
Write me something like that, will you?
:44:02
Kind of a French number.
Can you do it?
:44:11
Where am l?
l have to reorient myself.
:44:13
This is the University
of Wisconsin, right?
:44:15
Because l'm always tense
when l'm playing a college.
:44:20
l have a bad history with colleges.
l went to New York University.
:44:22
And l was thrown out of NYU
my freshman year...
:44:26
for cheating on my metaphysics final.
:44:30
l looked within the soul
of the boy sitting next to me.
:44:34
My mother, an emotionally high-strung
woman, locked herself in the bathroom...
:44:38
and took an overdose
of mah-jongg tiles.
:44:45
l was depressed at that time.
l was in analysis.
:44:48
l was suicidal, as a matter of fact,
and would have killed myself...
:44:52
but l was in analysis
with a strict Freudian.
:44:55
And if you kill yourself, they make you
pay for the sessions you miss.
:45:03
Alvy, you were just great.
l'm not kidding.
:45:07
College audiences are wonderful.
:45:10
You know what? l think l'm starting
to get more of the references, too.
:45:13
Are you? The 12:00 show
is completely different than the 9:00.
:45:17
l'm looking forward to tomorrow. lt'll
be nice. You'll meet Mother and Father.
:45:21
They'll hate me immediately.
:45:25
No, l don't think they're going
to hate you at all. Contrary.
:45:28
lt's Easter. We'll sit down and eat.
l think they'll really like you.
:45:42
lt's a nice ham this year, Mom.
:45:46
Grammy always does such a good job.
:45:49
Great sauce.
:45:51
lt is.
lt's dynamite ham.
:45:59
We went to the swap meet.