:49:08
You followed me.
l can't believe it!
:49:10
- l didn't follow you.
- You followed me!
:49:12
Because l was walking a block behind
staring at you? That's not following.
:49:16
- What's your definition of "following"?
- Following is different. l was spying.
:49:19
Do you realize
how paranoid you are?
:49:21
Paranoid? l'm looking at you, and you've
got your arms around another guy.
:49:24
That is the worst kind of paranoid!
:49:26
l didn't start out spying. l thought l'd
surprise you, pick you up after school.
:49:30
You wanted to keep the relationship
flexible, remember? lt's your phrase.
:49:34
You're having an affair
with your college professor!
:49:36
That jerk that teaches that crap course,
"Contemporary Crisis in Western Man."
:49:41
"Existential Motifs in Russian
Literature." You're really close.
:49:43
What's the difference?
lt's all mental masturbation.
:49:46
Now we're getting to a subject
you know something about.
:49:48
Don't knock masturbation.
lt's sex with someone l love.
:49:51
We're not having an affair. He's
married. He happens to think l'm neat.
:49:56
Are you 12 years old? That's one
of your Chippewa Falls expressions.
:49:59
Who cares?
:50:01
Next he'll find you're keen and peachy.
Then he'll have his hand on your ass.
:50:05
You've had hostility towards David
ever since l mentioned him.
:50:08
- You call your teacher David?
- lt's his name.
:50:10
lt's a Biblical name, right?
Does he call you Bathsheba?
:50:14
Alvy, you're the one who never wanted
to make a real commitment.
:50:18
You don't think l'm smart enough.
We had that argument last month...
:50:21
or don't you remember that day?
:50:26
- l'm home!
- How'd it go?
:50:28
lt was really weird,
but she's a very nice woman.
:50:31
l didn't have to lie on the couch.
She had me sitting up.
:50:35
l told her about the family
and my feelings towards men...
:50:39
and my relationship with my brother.
:50:41
Then she mentioned penis envy.
Do you know about that?
:50:44
l'm one of the few males
who suffers from that. Go on.
:50:49
She said l was guilty about my impulses
towards marriage and children.
:50:53
Then, l remembered, when l was a kid, l
accidentally saw my parents making love.
:50:58
All this happened the first hour?
That's amazing.